His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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