Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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