did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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