Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize