New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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