vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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