he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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