Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize