He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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