Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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