Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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