"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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