kristin has been a bad kristin
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Randomize
