Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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