she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
