I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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