he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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