I got chris browned last night
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
There was a lot of him and a little penis
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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