In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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