So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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