Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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