I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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