whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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