I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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