I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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