You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I've blown a few things in my day
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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