Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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