And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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