So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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