Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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