I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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