make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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