Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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