Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Randomize
