I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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