I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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