i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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