Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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