Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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