OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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