But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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