Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Your penis caused this!
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