Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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