You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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