Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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