Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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