Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
