Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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