I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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