As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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