this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
a search helicopter?!
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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