Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I have aggressive nipples.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
