I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Randomize
