Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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