Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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