I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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