i would punch a child for taco bell
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
organizing the empties. That sober.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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