forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
it's like heaven, but drunker
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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