I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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